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I didn't realise many people visited this blog o - good on you guys! Keep coming back for more LOL, I'm going to be dishing the info out nicely hehe

I found a group on Facebook - Young, Fly & Yoruba (quite hilarious) and got this from there:

**You know you're YORUBA IF**

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*Maltina is at Family functions

*The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get "sprayed" money by the adults

*Your parents add "O" to the end of every sentence: Shutup-O! Get me water-O!

*You’ve been called an "AGBAYA!" if you are the oldest and one of your siblings acts up

*You’ve been called an "IJOT" more times than you can count by your parents

*You’ve been slapped for not greeting someone well

*You’ve gotten in trouble for giving an elder something with your left hand.

*You gotta call all the older Nigerians you know uncle or auntie even if they are not related!

*Your parents YELL, not talk on the phone

*Your parents buy phone cards on a weekly basis

*You know who King Sunny Ade and Salawa are

*When Shina Peters' Afro Juju comes on at a party, you lose your mind!

*You know what chin chin, puff puff, or moyin moyin are

*Your parents like eating Garri & Water as a snack (sometimes with peanuts)

*You can pick which you like better, Eba or Amala

*You been scared watching the movies your parents bring from back home

*There is ALWAYS white rice in your house

*Sometimes when you eat your Mom's food, your nose starts running from the spiciness

*A party starts at 6 and you show up at 10, and most people are still not there yet

*You say "Amen" a thousand times when you pray and all the parents know the exact time to say it.

*You always hear your parents say "Ah ah!"

*When your parents threaten to send you "back home" when you misbehave

*Your parents call Ramen noodles "indomie"

*You point at something with your lips

*You always have maggi cubes in your house

*You are mad that your clothes now smell of stock fish and stew

*You gotta pronounce your last name 20 times for people and they still don’t get it rite!

*You're laughing at this stuff because you can relate to some, if not most of them!!

They are also featuring http://www.yorubanation.org/ for all you YORUBAS out there LOL

HALLE BERRY CONFIRMS SHE IS PREGGERS - Read story here

SHAQ FILES FOR DIVORCE - Read story here but the JUICY VERSION HERE

So you think you are smart? - 9 YEAR OLD ENROLS FOR TWO DEGREES - here

Until I get over the YahoozeBug, here is a vid for you on how to dance to the song. Ignore the guy's Public Chest Display lol and enjoy the vid:

USHER RAYMOND'S WEDDING TO TAMEEKA - PICS HERE

SERENA WILLIAMS, WHERE IS YOUR GAME SPIRIT? (see vid below)

That's All Folks!