Friday, June 29, 2007

Dodgy!


News


India rattled by vibrating condom - BBC News


Insurance Advert - Funny


For cheap student insurance - Karma Insurance (lol) karma abi?

Even dodgier (SA News for laughs):


Joburg is making itself respectable, and its our duty to help as far as we can. therefore, job titles will be "upgraded" (as was approved in parliament) and we have to familiarise ourselves with these titles just in case some foreigner is listening when we are talking....;


NEW JOB TITLES IN THE NEW SOUTH AFRICA in preparation for 2010!!!


Gardener : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager

Receptionist :Front Office Manager/Office Access Control Specialist

Typist / Secretary : Printed Document Handler

Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer

Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician Temporary

Teacher :Associate Tutor

Tea lady : Refreshment Overseer

Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Technician

Watchman/security : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer

Prostitute : Practical Sexual Relations Officer

Thief : Wealth Distribution Officer

Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist

House Assistant/Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist

Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager

Cook : Food Preparation Officer

Murderer : Population Stabilizer

Beggar : Financial Gatherer Cleaner : Hygiene Specialist


Do Not Forget


Unemployed :Township Management

Gossiping :Research Management HOLA!!!!!!!!! Live from SA!



Now, the not so dodgy stuff:

Emaginephotos - my dear friend (although I haven't seen her in a while) - Mrs Nkwoji's photo service and photoblog are ab fab! Emagine Photography. She takes good shots and applies great post processing in some cases, so check out her photoblog. Some of her pics below:



Bella, also has some stuff on the opening/launch night of Made Mags


Back to the slightly dodgy:

Monique at the very recent BET Music Awards
doing a Beyonce - NOT BAD (she was the host).



In case you missed the Awards, some more coverage for you here:


Watch Beyonce's mad performance and featuring Kelly Rowland/Eve



Damn, they removed it, check it out here on DailyMotion. Thanks Anonymous! :o)



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