Friday, September 15, 2006

Friday Funnie!


Ah ah where is everybody? Come on, I expected more readers on my blog now or are all of you still "distracted?". Anyway sha, I thought to share a comment I posted on LondonBuki's blog, I found it quite hilarious - you may not obviously but I've let my guard down today. It's Friday yay! Have a good weekend.....AND PLEASE READ THE PREVIOUS POST AH AH, NO COMMENTS.....or just 3 comments, what is that about?!!

--My gist is, two evenings ago, some elderly lady on the underground, circle line was sat beside me, waiting for the train and I was reading the metro, I had browsed a few articles and came across one where some woman in wales boiled her puppy in hot water and then dumped it. I was about to turn page oh then the woman got up went to check something and came back and just said out loud that can I imagine the story?

Bla bla bla just ranting on, I looked at her and smiled, first cos I felt a bit sick after work and had to suck on a sweet and I really didnt feel like talking and mayb I'm not the friendliest or wasnt the friendliest on that day but she just randomly startedly talking as well, indescretely too so I just smiled back.

Then she had a go at me oh!! How we Londoners are uptight bla bla and she's not from around here and when people told her Londoners don't talk to each other she wondered why. She was going on so much ehn that I got a bit flushed (as in from where to where did this woman drop from please) so I turn to her and say in the most useless accent ever: Excuseh meh i no know
English sorry!

HAHAH as in i had to get myself out of that one, is she mad?! From where to where? Someone cannot be in a trance again underground after work. After that she now kept quiet and was like ohhh you dont speak English, how do u get around then, to work and all? I just eyed her and continued reading my paper (didn't she hear that I don't speak English?)

hehehe God forgive me!!--


Have a Good Weekend!!!!



Thursday, September 14, 2006

Tales from the Crypt


And now, a variety of Nigerian news headlines, most are really outdated considering there is always new news but click whichever you fancy:

1. Nigerian women want randy Indian’s head

2. Thousands Feared Born In Nigerian Population Explosion (Funny)

3. Woman bites off Man's genitals

4. Boy,18, kills two-year-old cousin for rituals

5. Five Shell Workers Killed In Nigeria

6. Transcorp Scandal: Obasanjo Got 600 Million Shares, Atiku Declined Offer!

7. HIV infected baby: Dad salutes FG over LUTH CMD sack

8. Two More Foreign Workers Kidnapped!



And if you're not really into all that Naija news and politics is not really your thing, the following comic strip is the best way to understand the politics in Nigeria at the moment hehehe...I got it off Aderemi's notebook from Nairaland.com it's very very very funny!


'Skentele' President 2007: A Comic Strip - click to view strip and click on the pics on the right in Flickr to enlarge!



Friday, September 8, 2006

Where I'd Really Like To Be This Autumn...

WHERE ELSE? Gidi of course!! Have you heard of all the stuff going on? It makes me sick (lol) to know that I'm missing out:


1. The 8th Lagos Book & Art Festival (14-17 September) at the National Museum, Onikan. More info at Stamped CORA .





2. The Lagos Comics & Cartoons Carnival (15-17 September) at Terra Kulture.



3. The ThisDay Music Festival featuring Jay-Z, Beyonce, Missy, Ciara, Busta Rhymes, Sunny Ade, Lagbaja, D'Banj, Tuface, Weird MC, Dare Art-Alade and Seun Anikulapo Kuti on October 7 and 8, 2006 at the Oceanview restaurant.


This festival is to celebrate Nigeria's Independence Anniversary and the tour is in partnership with the U.N and MTV in order to bring attention to the World's Water Crisis. IF YOU DONT BELIEVE, CHECK OUT JAY-Z's Tour dates .


4. Channel O African Music Video Awards (well I guess I could watch it on Channel O in Gidi even if I weren't in S.A) held at at Gallagher Estate in Johannesburg on the 15th of October.



5. The Abuja Carnival Thursday 23rd - Sunday 26th November 2006 - see http://www.thecarnival.tv/




6. The Digital World Conference at the Transcorp Hilton Hotel, Abuja (12th-13th September, 2006).

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I keep putting this off, Chichi has a really good post on "Lets Talk About Sex" so check it out.

Friday, September 1, 2006

Intermission!

Hello people, yes it's me, I'm not hiding or anything....just having one of those weeks, like Onada explained in her Random post but rest assured, I will be back soon :o)

In the meantime, since I am an ever so hard-working blogger, I bring you:

Dejavu presents: Party - Tonight in ATL



And if you feel like having a right laugh, check out Not Sexy also by Onada.

Have a great weekend peeps!